You’ve gotta see this to believe it. While most of us were busy second-guessing NFL front offices during the 2025 Draft, one Giants fan—who’d clearly had a few too many—was busy becoming an internet legend. This wobbly superfan somehow nailed his team’s entire draft strategy with uncanny accuracy, slurred speech and all.
The video that’s breaking the internet shows our beer-clutching prophet swaying at his local bar, breaking down what seemed like drunken nonsense at first glance. Turns out, the guy was absolutely spot-on about everything the Giants would do. Talk about liquid courage… or liquid genius?
From Boozy Rant to NFL Prophet: Giants Fan Goes Viral for Spot-On Draft Predictions
NFL analyst Will Compton couldn’t help but share the clip on Twitter, where it immediately went viral. Despite looking like he might topple over at any moment, this unexpected draft guru delivered analysis that would make Mel Kiper Jr. proud.
Here’s the crazy part—this wasn’t just some lucky guess about a first-round pick. Our inebriated analyst called the Giants’ entire strategy. Between sips and stumbles, he perfectly outlined why strengthening the offensive line and secondary were absolute priorities for the team. Lo and behold, that’s exactly what happened when the picks started rolling in.
I still can’t believe this drunk Giants fan called the entire draft strategy last night
Get this man a job in the front office pic.twitter.com/NPJFMaO71z
— Will Compton (@_willcompton) April 25, 2025
Will Compton summed up everyone’s thoughts perfectly when he tweeted: “I still can’t believe this drunk Giants fan called the entire draft strategy last night. Get this man a job in the front office.”
What really has people talking is how this guy—who probably couldn’t walk a straight line at that moment—correctly predicted not just the positions but the team’s overall approach to balancing immediate impact players with developmental prospects. Giants GM Joe Schoen couldn’t have explained it better himself.
The Internet Demands a New Addition to the Giants’ Front Office
Within hours of the video dropping, social media went absolutely bonkers. The comments section became a chorus of stunned football fans demanding this barstool expert be given an official role with the team.
“Draft room beers are on him next year!” wrote one user, while another suggested, “Maybe scouts should drink more?”
The whole situation raises an interesting question: How many other football geniuses are out there, hiding their brilliance behind beer mugs and team jerseys? This guy spent years watching his beloved Giants while professionals spent years studying film—yet somehow they arrived at identical conclusions.
The Giants came into this draft with clear needs and a specific strategy for addressing them. Somehow, our boozy buddy called it all, proving that sometimes the best football minds aren’t always found in expensive suits behind team facility doors.
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Will the Giants actually pick up the phone and offer this guy a job? Probably not. But for one magical draft weekend, a tipsy fan in a bar became the most accurate NFL analyst in America—and isn’t that what makes sports so great?
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